Computer-Science-CoachingWho of you is able to teach me the basics of computer science? And with basics, I mean everything from the beginning. And when I say beginning, I mean the absolute basics!
Everything else (salary) we can sort out on the phone.
So please call me at ...
(Seen in our cafeteria)
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Computer science is easy. Get 10 computers of differing weights, drop them from the top of a tower and see which one hits the ground first (hint: the most expensive one). Then, take 10 fresh computers and inject half of them with substance A and half with a placebo, and observe the effects. Write paper, publish and receive all the girls, money and cars you can handle*.
*Please note that you will not be allowed to actually touch the money, car or girls, but you can watch them in videos on the internet! Provided you didn't detroy all the computers, that is.
The absolute basics: starting with binary code, and then he movingon to assembler...
If he's lucky, he can begin learning java in a few years...
...buying the relevant nerd t-shirt as he progresses...
(nice to hear from you, n19n!)
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