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Scientist - like new!

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Wissenschaftler, neuwertig
Erstklassiger Wissenschaftler, promoviert, habilitiert, auslandserfahren, belastbar, kreativ, teamfähig, multi-lingual, kommunikativ, Organisationstalent, jung, unverheiratet, kein Kinderwunsch (Arbeit geht vor), erstklassige Publikationsliste, kein Privatleben
Arbeitet mindestens 65-70 Stunden pro Woche, wenn das nicht reicht, gerne auch zusätzlich am Wochenende. Die Nacht ist bis auf Ausnahmen für Literaturarbeit reserviert. Übernimmt sämtliche Lehrverpflichtungen, präsentiert Ergebnisse auf Kongressen und Tagungen. Schreibt Reviews und Publikationen, bereitet Vorträge vor und organisiert Begehungen (Arbeitssicherheit, Gentechnik, Radioaktivität, Tierschutz …). Gerne auch drittmittelfinanzierte Zeitverträge bis zur Rente. Garantiert kein Arbeitsausfall durch Urlaub oder Krankheit. Wer nicht zu Hause schläft, hat auch keinen Unfall.
Gehaltsvorstellung BAT 2a oder weniger (auch mal Hartz IV wenn es sein darf), gerne auch in Hessen (kein Tarifvertrag). Geld ist eh nur schnöder Mammon.
Sucht perspektivlose, frustrierende Routinearbeiten in der akademischen Forschung mit Giftstoffen, Radioaktivität und Tierversuchen, alles was andere liegenlassen. Wo andere ins Ausland abwandern, steht ein echter Wissenschaftler seinen Mann. Frust ist ein Fremdwort.

(Scientist, like new. First class scientist, graduated, lecture qualification, able to work under pressure, creative, can work in a team, multilingual, communicative, talent for organizing, young, not married, not planning to have children (work first!), good publications, no private life, works 65-70 hours/week, possibly also on weekends. Nights are reserved for researching literature. Will also do lecture-work, will present results on conferences, writes review and publications, prepares results and does misc inspections, like work-security, biohazard, radiation and animal-rights. Does short-term contracts until retirements, will not take holidays or sick-days... (...) Looking for repetitive, boring work without perspective in academic resarch with poisonous, radioactive substances or animal experiments. Everything that others won't touch. When all others are fleeing in foreign countries, a real scientist will take the burdon, frustration is a word he does not know.)

CCD camera

The bright LEDs are completely dark to the human eye, it's a camera for near infrared..

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Valve thing

Things I did not want to end in the dumpster, Part 123512.

Running JACK with realtime priorities

I spent *HOURS* trying to figure out how to use POSIX capabilities unter Linux to run the jack soundserver with realtime priorities. The simple answer to this “how-to” question is: YOU DON'T!. There are many pages describing the various merits of SYS_CAP_NICE and all, a buggy kernel-module that does no longer work on a recent kernel, and even more junk. But the real solution is to just use rlimits. Had I only used GENTOO, most likely, I would have found out earlier. I only found out what to really search for, after stumbling over this page on linuxaudio.org.

Happy New Year

At least where I live the end of the year 2007 is near, and we'll never be able to go back (see photo ;-) ). I wish everyone a happy new year 2008 and much fun with their new-years celebrations.

ICQ Exploit

Is this some kind of ICQ exploit or just the usual GAIM breakage?

New Skype Setup

I improved my computer telephony setup a little...

Traffic Jam

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The day the routers died...

The day the routers died, performed at at the RIPE 55 conference: Video, Lyrics. Update: You can even find the lyrics in WHOIS.

56 pages

Now that Gajo Simpatico is bragging about his imminent departure from the wonderful world of physics, I have to blog that I reached the number of 56 crappy pages in my thesis. I'll not add a live-counter, though.... So it's only a matter of few more years until I'll finish...

new airport power supply

Recently. The new and improved power supply, getting about 8V from a wall-wart. Using a LM2575 for 3.3V@1A and the venerable 78L05 for 5V at some insignificant current.

Scope

Vorratsdatenspeicherung

I have removed the banner in the upper-right corner linking to http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung.de/, obviously the aim of this campaign was not reached: Our beloved parliament has passed a law demanding storage of extensive records about phone- and internet usage of every citizen yesterday. I'll not go into the details of the infamous lies Mrs. Zypries has told the citizens to get to this point, please read about it in the link above. Update: If you want to learn about yet another reason why CDU/CSU or SPD must not be allowed to govern this country any longer, please have a lookt at the names of the members of parliament and their votes on this law.

Airport Express

Claudio gave me his broken Airport-Express, which still seems to work fine if you don't use the switching power supply. As the SPS basically consists of only one chip on the primary side - which is broken - I'll most likely put the Airport Express in a nice plastic box with a new power adapter.

Making Coffee

y00ng l1b3r4lz

The young liberals invite to their monthly meeting. In l33t.

Tapes